Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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