Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Panties = found
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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