I must be too annoying 4 u.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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