what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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