Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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