i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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