What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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