I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
