I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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