Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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