So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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