Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Randomize
