i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
whose ass print is on the piano?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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