I will die if light touches me.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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