Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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