toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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