Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Randomize
