Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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