is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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