Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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