The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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