Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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