Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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