and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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