Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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