I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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