I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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