Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
How external is "for external use only"?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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