We're like a lot better than the average bears
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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