what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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