as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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