Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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