pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
organizing the empties. That sober.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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