I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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