One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
