quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
We left the knife in your bed.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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