You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
organizing the empties. That sober.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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