Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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