Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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