Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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