Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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