he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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