Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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