just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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