If i come over, it means nothing
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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