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Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?

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(520): View more from Arizona

Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.

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u sound so gay right now

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(917): View more from New York City

And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.

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(406): View more from Montana

I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.

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Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob

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(231): View more from Michigan

Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Look, I need your help, not your judgment.

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