Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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