I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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