Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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