problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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