I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
her vagine was all disorganized.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Randomize
