What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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