Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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