It's Friday. Sex?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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