just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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